Billy Idols
Phil Coffman
Group Members
- Noah Stokes
Why you should vote for me:
It’s not every day that two brazen Neil Diamond-esque men with goat themed chains and voices that sounds like a mix of red velvet and hot asphault take the stage and lead a crowd in chanting alternative lyrics to the hit Billy Idol took to number one in 1987.
Hey motherfuton, get laid, get…
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WE ARE THE KINGS*!
*in no way is this referencing the Los Angeles Hockey team.
WIN DAMNIT