Roger Niner
Keith Houston
I’ve been in the karaoke game for 5+ years, I’ve seen a million faces, and I’ve rocked them all… I’ve rocked most of them… so some of them were rocked… about 2/3 were rocked, I’m sure… okay, about 100 of them were rocked, on a good night…. so, see that guy in the back, the one on his iPhone? Purple jumpsuit? Yeah, him. I think he’s being rocked, I’ll text him to find out
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Why you should vote for me:
I’ll open your mind, shake your ass, shuffle your shizzle, cast you off, reel you in, rent out your heart to a loving couple, make tea in your soul, rake your leaves, find you a puppy, melt your brain, solve your puzzles, get you off The Island, take your temperature, sooth your aching nerves, reach your stars, bend your perception of space/time, AND give you back .97 in change, all in the name of Rock And/Or Roll
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been trying to get off this Island for four years… gonna hold you to that campaign promise!!
Seriously, you are an awesome host!!!!
I have, on occasion, definitely been rocked by the 9er difference. I suppose I’m one of the lucky 100.
Without our beloved Roger 9’er… Some of us would never know what we could be with what we have. Love this man!
Why is Keith a 9 and not a 10?
Because tenner is English slang for money and Niner is American for AWESOME!
Keith might put his pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else does, but the only difference is when his pants are on his making gold karaoke.
Way to bring the cow bell!
I am so excited to see Roger Niner in the #1 spot. He rocks my face off multiple times each week and I want him to do the same for SXSW!
Go epic…or go home!
Roger Niner changed my life. Since first participating in Roger Niner Karaoke, my acne has cleared up, my hair has stopped falling out, and I lost 50 pounds! Thanks Roger Niner!
Whatever it is that y’all are doing to get me the votes, I appreciate it, but let’s be fair now. I’ll be okay from here!
Get ready to be rocked like Altamont ‘69… only without the stabbings.